Thursday, April 3, 2008

As Joseph would say, "Uh, Oh!"

By Reporter Kyle Bowes

Much to the dismay of its master architect and builder, Caroline Bowes, and the airport's controller, Timothy Bowes, one of Mossyrock's small airports was recently overtaken by "King Kong!" Before he moved on, and in a matter of minutes, the airport was completely leveled, and is awaiting a willing volunteer to reconstruct it! The wages will be a big slobbery kiss from the very friendly "King Kong!"



5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Caroline, it is back to architect school for you. An airport has to be able to withstand the likes of King Kong.

Or perhaps it is the location of the airport. Maybe it should be reconstructed on some isolated island that King Kong could not reach. But then, how could anyone else reach it. Or maybe you could call Homeland Security to build a fence so King Kong could not get at it. No......that won't work.
Would take too many years!!!

Well, I must leave the problem with you. Who needs an airport anyway.
Oh, wait a minute....I do!!!

Looking forward to seeing you soon! Much much love, Meemom

LEE said...

Official letter to Miss Caroline Bowes;

Dear Miss C. Bowes.

I, MELVIN ZWICK, president of Zwickland, saw the photo on the Bowes and Arrows blog of the structure you built.

It is my, MELVIN ZWICK'S opinion that you would be an excellent builder for the airport terminal in Zwickland.

To date Zwickland has no airport termianal. All visiters traveling to Zwickland have to ride Zwickmobiles which are great on land but do not do too well in the ocean surrounding Zwickland.

If you are interested please respond. There will be a sizeable amoung of Zwick dollars to the contractor who build our airport terminal.

Yours truely.
THE GREAT MELVIN ZWICK, PRESIDENT OF ZWICKLAND

The Bowes Family said...

Dear Meemom,

Well, maybe if I make an airport on an isolated island I could just make a bridge over to the airport, but of course it probably would take a long time to make!! Or maybe I could make a really tall wall and have some gates here and there, but how would an airplane get over it? Well, I will be thinking of a better plan!!!!!!

Thanks for the comments! I love you!!!!!!!

love,
Caroline

The Bowes Family said...

Dear Melvin Zwick,
I will start making The Zwickland
airport's plans and layout.I have never seen Zwickland so I will have to visit somtime,and see
where I might put the airport!!!

Thank you for the information!!! I love you!!!

Love,the great airport achitect, Caroline

Anonymous said...

That's cool! Hee hee!